Things your Hubby did that were inherently dangerous to his health and you did not maim him horribly- dish! ;D 

I told mine the other day that I might just cut my hair short since the ends are getting so bad and he warns me that if I do that I'm going to look even fatter when I start gaining a lot of pregnancy weight. Somehow I found this tactful and he lived. LOL 

i told my husband that i MAY be pregnant again today, to which he replied, you better have been taking your birth control , he's still breathing, but honestly MEN!!!!! 

They just have NOOOOO idea sometimes. My husband said something to the effect of he wants me back in college by my later 20's so we might as well pop out as many kids as we want before then. RIGHT after a preggo melt down about how I'm not ready for another one. 

ohh the meltdowns...i had one today, defintely not ready for another baby, and after childbirth, defintely dont want to do that again for a long time!!! 

I was 7 months pregnant with our first and he was outside drinking at a bonfire field party. Well, There was another army guy there, and a few marines and somehow a "Firewalking" competition got started. Army vs. Marines. While drinking.... Anyways, a little bit later, I was unaware of all this and a friend of mine came in and said "Umm.. you MIGHT want to get Eddie before he hurts himself." I walked outside just in time to see him step onto the board they laid across to walk on. He tripped, did a ballet twirl type deal and fell. OUT of the fire. From my point of view, it looked like he was in the fire! I panicked and then they picked him up. He was fine. He had melted his brand new boots I bought him for christmas and he smelled like soot, but he was otherwise unharmed. Until I made it to him. I proceeded to give everyone of those military men a piece of my mind and made Eddie come inside with me. We nearly ended up at the hospital, him for being an idiot, and me for almost going into labor!! =/ Men... are incredibly stupid. And never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 

LOL!!! You gals are funny!!! How about this...... I asked DH one time (and it was the last time!), if the pants I was wearing made my butt look big? He looked at me very seriously, cocked his head to one side while inspecting and replied....."Honey I don't think its t he jeans." I should've killed him then........ MEN! :) 

OMG. When I came to Ft. Hood to see the DH off we went to a small deployment party for his squad. Well for some reason they decided to start doing "shotguns" with beer. nothing wrong w that, EXCEPT that they were 1) Doing it in the DARK and 2) using my husbands COMBAT KNIFE I coulda killed him 

What are shotguns? I'm not much of a drinker. 

Its a beer chugging practice.. you poke a hole in the side of the beer can and have to chug it all or get it on you. Its common at frat parties or anywhere men are in groups of more than 1. and there is beer. 

Oooooooooh, Okay, I've seen that on tv. LOL Aleese = Laaaaaame 

My Husband doesnt drink(only been drunk once in his like 3 times in his life and he's 34),never parties,and doesnt do anything dangerous outside of being military... He sais it doesnt matter how I cut my hair,or what I wear he didnt marry me for my body he married me for my heart and mind. He's a homebody and for that I'm thankful. 

Awww, 

ARGH I can't make my little heart because it deletes my post then. LOL Anyway I said that Jimmy loved my hair back in HS and has been trying to get me to grow it out since I hacked it off a few years ago. 

=D I married the crazy frat boy partier.. but hes calmed down now that he has a kid. Hes a sweetie tho, sings me love songs of his OWN creation and spoils me. If he says Taco Bell, and I say Burger King, we eat BK. He respects women highly, even tho he can be an @ss sometimes.. lol. Hes a huge mamas boy (but not in a creepy way) and he has a sister, so they taught him how to be around women. Although, if you ever meet him, dont be shocked if he says something outlandish. He likes to get reactions out of people.. lol =D 

I was about 7 month pregnant with our second child and there was a octeber fest carnival thing goin on on post and I decided to wear all black, well he looks at me and says "Well black is supposed to be slimming but it does nothin for you" I could have killed his a**! 

i figure drunk men are gonna be stupid, but i mean come on. Using a Combat Knife to poke a hole in the side of a beer can in the frigging dark while drunk. Thats just beyond stupid 

no Megz thats men of ya.....lol i think they think of all the stupid things to do and do them.... i keep hoping that they grow out of it....lol 

wow...i wish i had a story like that...lol. no, im with Fox's mommy...my husband just hangs out with me and the kids, doesn't really drink except the occasional one or two if i give him permission (as he always asks me first), and he's not into partying. he just wants to be with us and he's happy. he doesn't care what i wear or how i look...as long as i continue being the girl he married, that's all that matters to him, he married me for me, not for how i looked. we did have one get together before deployment with some of the guys from his unit, but nothing really happened, they cooked out, drank, and sat there and talked...that's about it...they were all pretty laid back and enjoyed themselves. 

Yeah, if we go out and do anything that's usually what we wind up doing. We tend to like to have people come over and cook for them and chill and hang out watching a movie or goobering on the interweb. 

"...but I can't get a boob job?!" "Well, honey, just take some tissue paper and rub it between your boobs a lot and they'll get huge" "I'm not an idiot" "Well, it worked for your @$$!" *evilevilevileye* "Please, don't hurt me! Please, don't hurt me!" ROFL, I married such a dork!